I offer the following not because I would rather see the corpse of Millard Fillmore defeat Pres. Obama in the 2012 election, but because it is pretty funny.
It could just be a gag, however. It doesn’t schedule praise for on-demand tax-payer funded abortion as the new sacrament of the party.
From It Makes Sense Blog which I found via Twitter:
HOT OFF THE PRESSES – DEMORATS [sic] CONVENTION SCHEDULE
September 2nd, 2012 | Author: The Meister2012 Democratic Convention Schedule – Charlotte , NC
- 4:00 PM – Opening Flag Burning Ceremony – sponsored by CNN
- 4:05 PM – Singing of “God Damn America” led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright
- 4:10 PM – Pledge of Allegiance to Obama – led by Whoopie Goldberg
- 4:15 PM – Tribute to George Soros for his help in creating and financing the Democratic Platform – Nancy Pelosi
- 4:30 PM – Reading of the Democratic Platform – Nancy Pelosi XXXX Canceled. Will be passed without reading.
- 4:30 PM – Tribute to the Occupy Wall Street movement for all that they have accomplished to unify the country, improve employment, and boost the economy. – Harry Reid
- 4:45 PM – Jobs seminar “How to have a successful career without having a job.” – Al Sharpton / Jesse Jackson
- 5:00 PM – Travel Seminar; “Great Vacations I’ve Taken on the Taxpayer’s Dime” – Michelle Obama.
- 5:30 PM – “Family Values” Seminar – Eliot Spitzer (via Satellite)
- 5:35 PM – Real Estate Bargains Seminar – Tony Rezko
- 6:00 PM – Home Mortgage Seminar – Barney Frank
- 6:10 PM – Pledge of Allegiance to Obama – led by George Clooney
- 6:15 PM – Airing of Grievances by the Clintons
- 6:30 pm – Kinder, Gentler Bombing Techniques – Bill Ayers
- 6:45 PM – Paying Your Fair Share – Timothy Geitner
- 7:00 PM – Free Gov. Blagovich rally
- 7:15 PM – Tribute Film to Brave Freedom Fighters incarcerated at GITMO – Michael Moore
- 7:30 PM – Dramatized film re-enactment of Obama’s single handed capture of Osama Bin Laden – Michael Moore
- 7:45 PM – Personal Finance Seminar – Charlie Rangle
- 7:50 PM – Commitment to US border security – Atty Gen Holder
- 8:10 PM – Pledge of Allegiance to Obama – led by David Letterman
- 8:15 PM – Media Seminar “Bias in Media – How we can make it work for you” – sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times
- 9:00 PM – Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners and Bible readers – Dem Natl Cmte Chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz.
- 9:15 PM – Energy Plan Symposium / Tire Gauge Demonstration / Profiting with Green Investments – Al Gore
- 10:00 PM – Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for IRAQ , & Afghanistan
- 10:10 PM – Pledge of Allegiance to Obama – led by Barbra Streisand
- 10:15 PM – Obama Accepts Oscar, Tony and Latin Grammy Awards
- 10:20 PM – Obama accepts Congressional Medal of Honor for Bin Laden capture
- 10:25 PM – Obama accepts Greenpeace Hero Medal for instant cleanup of Gulf oil spill, and blocking of Keystone Pipeline
- 10:30 PM – Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher and Chris “He sends a thrill up my leg” Matthews
- 10:45 PM – *** Break for installation of additional teleprompters ***
- 11:00 PM – Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord and Savior
- 11:45 PM – Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish – Obama Presiding
- 12:00 AM – Celestial Choirs Sing (Food stamps distributed to all delegates as they leave.)
- 1:00 AM – Convention Hall cleared and cleaned
- 3:00 AM – Biden Delivers Acceptance Speech
