What is a “neocon”, “paleocon”, etc. And WDTPRS POLL: Which are you?

I know that I have posted about this before, but it bears another round.

Sometimes in these electronic pages we see people tossing around terms such as

• neocon
• paleocon
• crunchycon
• theocon
• etc.

What do these terms mean?

Also…. chose your best answer and give your reasons in the combox.

[HINT: It is okay to read some of the explanations of the terms and then vote.]