March 8, 2023
Dear Diary,
Dozer has new fundraiser in his diocese called the “Catholic New Era Fund.” It’s an older low-key nonprofit setup that used to be called the “Bishop’s Fund”. People stopped giving. So Doze removed the word “bishop”. tweaked it a bit, and the dear old ladies in the pews starred donating again. Everyone’s happy. He still gets all the money, though, for his pet projects. He really cleaned up from the eight parishes he “alienated”. “Alienate” my hindquarters! Prime real estate. He also sold the air rights over one of the inner-city parishes for a heap of cash. His new cufflinks nearly blinded me. Wasn’t there a Bling Bishop somewhere? Note: ask Tommy. This has potential. I’d like like to get that soup kitchen thing going finally. And that Murano is calling.
